Weird situations—U have any !!!!!?

WEIRD situations—U have any ?

I am not sure if my face is like an “agony aunt’s” or I seem to be like an “astute listener” but some times I come across some weird situations which are mingled with humor too. Wanted to pen down some.


I was inside the lift in my apartment. Light was blinking, dysfunctional (As always one or the other problem and the lifts are not spacious like the office lifts . They are cramped, shabby and dark and only 4 can fit with lot of difficulty)

When the automatic door was about to close a lady in mid 30s entered with thoughtful/confused/dazed look on her face and gazed at me with those mingled expressions. She seemed to be a Trelawney to me (sorry Potter mania is still on). The door got closed. She fumbled for buttons pressed 3 different buttons 3,4,5 . I ignored and pressed 2. She immediately turned to me

Lady: “What do you do if someone teases you in lift?”

Me: “Pardon !!***”(stars on my head ofcourse)

Lady: “I mean there is even no light in this lift! What to do if some one misbehaves. Some one touches you or grabs you from behind”

I shuddered at the thought. I instantly pictured a scene from some horror movie where a man in black stabs the lady with a knife as soon as the lift opens.

Me : “No . At least in this apartment nothing of that sort will happen or did it happen to you?”

Lady: “No . The whole 5th floor is full of spoiled brats. They keep playing Xbox, put the music player on full volume , get drunk , and obviously travel in the lift. What if one of the sturdy guys does it. I just got scared by the thought that’s it”

Oh god! Sturdy guy does what!!This lady is scaring me now with her what-ifs !?!Obviously lift stopped at 2nd floor but I was still talking to her .

Me: “No ! I don’t think any of them will do it and any way in the time You use lift they won’t be using it in a drunk stage i guess!”(some how her dreamy troubled look made me utter these words. I was surprised at myself)

Lady, finally managed a weak smile and still looking dreamily at me uttered a meek thanks and closed the doors

Me more confused and smiling to myself rang the door bell!


I was checking the watch and hurriedly completing the last round of my morning walk. I got up late and I had to catch the bus in the next 50min. I was walking in the apartment compound like I daily do. At the park near the swing I was about to take a turn where a very old man having a head full of grey hair carrying a basket with 4 heritage milk packets and news paper stopped the almost running me mid way .

I could almost hear the” screeeeeeeeeech” sound when we apply sudden break to the Pulsar vrooming in jet speed!

Somehow the adidas has a strong cushion and I didn’t topple over him. Unplugged my I-pod to listen to why he stopped me!?

Old man : “Don’t mind ! I daily see you walking this side!”

Me: so-what kind of look on my face.

Old man : “ I actually wanted to ask U some thing?!”

I thought may be some kind of a favor like you see in those 60’smovies or in some senti fwds or stories to read a letter for him , or buy something for him or some other help.

I nodded as if to go on and not to make me wait. I was already getting irritable but counting the number of grey hairs I controlled the impatience.

Old Man: “Actually You know in which direction earth revolves?”

what the eff!! Of all things in the world You stopped me to ask this!! I don’t know about earth revolving but I felt my head like a galaxy

Me: I didn’t get U (suppressing the anger)

Old man: “Listen beta! Earth revolves around the sun in counter clockwise direction and you are walking in counter clock wise direction. Ideally you have to walk in clock wise direction. Its good according to magnetics and I can prove that to you”

I used to think it’s good to walk in same direction. Well am really not good at physics or magnetics and I even forgot the earths revolution direction. I gave a puzzled look at him and said: “ Ya ! actually fine..Thanks for it. But I gotta go now. Am getting late for office”

Old man: “ No no! listen ..You do not understand the importance of it. You youngsters usually don’t try knowing the reasons. Whatever You do is going to dogs. NO USE even if you walk.

What the heck. This old man has lot of free time .

I was dancing tip toe as if to go or not. Was thinking to myself will it be rude if I just make a move

OM: “Even if you sleep in this direction it’s not good for health or prosperity and bad omens will haunt you”

Ya this bit of info I felt is true as by that time I felt one Omen is for sure haunting me!!!!

Old man/ Omen K : “DO you go to temple”

Me : “NO!”

OM: “If you go U will know the reason even better actually”

Me: “sorry but I really don’t have time for all this. I will miss my bus. So c ya”

OM: “Ya ya ma! Sorry!U R like my daughter so Just letting you know ( I have lot-of-free time and no one to prey so eating your head).I sound rude but can’t help

OM: Please walk in clock wise direction ma !

Me: “OK” and I left with out turning my head . When I was about to take one more turn I gave a side glance and saw that OM was preying on one more lady who was looking at him as if he escaped from mental hospital

**Tch tch ** I RESPECT OLD PEOPLE!! I don’t want to be rude at them. So I stood for 10 long min and listened to what he has to say. But do they understand that mocking at too many things youngsters do and giving free advice to strangers is not fair?

PS: I remembered Kareenas” KYU ki chiller nai hai mere paas scene “ from Jab we met! But ya well he wasn’t that rude to me! J so that wasn’t necessary!


This is in our own office!!! While eating our own PRISM (caterer) ka biryani….

After long—I went humming to food court took the 50/- token and without even looking at the surroundings I straight away headed to the PRISM biryani counter (well it’s not exotic but when nothing is exciting around this is the bestest thing to be excited about—FOOD)

I told him “Bhayya thoda spicy chahiye”

Vendor: “ Ok” and as there was no crowd he took his time to decorate the plate with some good pieces and stretched his hand to give away the hot steaming plate of biryani to me which I happily took from him

Its sharp 12 so FC was almost empty. I occupied the nearby table and after enjoying the sight of biryani(yes I do enjoy the sight of biryani too) I made a call to my friend who was on the way.

I was about to put a morsel of steaming rice and chicken in my mouth when a person came and stood infront of me

X: “Sorry to interrupt madam!How do U feel about the food”

Me thinking : “Now who is this alien who has come as a haddi between me and my biryani

Thinking so I gave back a confused look at him

X: “I am actually PRISM’s Manager and I am taking feedback from every one”

I looked around and sighed as no one had a damn biryani plate with them.

Gave a vague smile at him and nodded

X: “Can you please give the feedback about the quality of biryani, how they are serving. We want to know the level of customer satisfaction”

Me: “Ya it is good !” (I was only concentrating on shooing him away as I didn’t want biryani to cool down)

X: “ NO mam! Please tell us if You have any complaints. We are here to serve You better”

It seemed like he was waiting from a week to blurt these lines and he couldn’t hunt any till now to use them.

Me: “Well at times even after giving your specifications you don’t get good pieces and biryani is not hot some times “** I looked longingly at my biryani which is cooling down

X:” Oh ! What happens na mam!! When there are too many people at times it gets tough”

Me: “Ya I understand”. Saying so I again try to eat

X: “But next time if you feel that You didn’t get good pieces feel free to return the plate and take another mam..”

Now how will I know that with out digging in to my biryani ?!?!

Me: “hmm Ok!!”and I start eating**

X: “ Please tell me if any other complaints mam”

Me: “ You serve only biryani . Yours is not a 5 star hotel that I keep on complaining about your services. Water not being chilled, AC not on or waiters not showing respect. Can you buzz off so that I can have my biryani?”

Well thought of saying this. But ended up saying


X:” Please note down whatever You told in the complaint book mam.. We have a meeting actually dialy evening by 5 .and as am the MANAGER . He stressed on it..I will let all know that they note down the specifications of the customers”

Oh boy that’s the limit ! now I was irritated! Even in the midst of irritation I remembered the Cleaning manager of ANGREZ

I started eating totally ignoring him

X: “Sorry to interrupt you while eating mam . Really sorry. Your good name mam?!”

Any thing to kick him out of the arena .

Me : “Afshan”

X: “Oh nice name Mam. Where Are you from?”

I have put the spoon down and told“ Why !? Do we have to write even that in the book?”with sarcasm mingled with glare!!

X: “NO! Simply mam. Please write the feedback.” Saying so he left.

After biryani I didn’t bother about the feedback.

Next day I went with different girls to the same food court and I had my box that day. Another girl took something from the same prism. Roti chicken I guess and we started eating

To my Horror!!

X standing just opposite to me: “ MAM !! MAM!!!”

I called my friend Whose back was facing him(the one having food court ka khaana): “ Hey I guess he is calling you.”

She turned around. He pointed me and told: “ am calling that madam!!”


Me: Ya!??!

X: “you didn’t write feed back in the book mam”

Rest of the girls were suppressing giggles. I was feeling funny and mad too

Me: “ I forgot . Will do it”

X: “ please do it . I checked it yesterday mam!” with a super Chipmunk grin!

What the F!!!

I gave the feedback without fail in some notebook downstairs .My Friend told he was observing if we are writing or not and she advised to add in feedback “PRISM manager tortures a lot by asking continously for feedback” but I chucked the thought as I didn’t want him to haunt me again!!

——–Share your experiences as well————-and ya A Very HAPPY WEEKEND to all!!!

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